Things that I write:
- Sins
Things that I don’t write:
- Tragedies
Things people haven’t heard of
- Closing the god damn door
Things the Bride is:
- A whore
Things I wouldn’t be caught dead in:
- This Place
(Source: anondracomalfoy, via dean-ilostmyshoe)
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partybarackisinthehousetonight:
please allow 5-7 business days before i hand in my homework that was due last monday
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toast annoys me so much cos like it’s bread that’s been toasted so we call it “toast” but if you fry a potato it’s not called a “fry”
fries
do you ever look back at your mistakes
(Source: aiclan, via box-o-cats)
I’m going to start quoting fall out boy whenever someone starts talking
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